It's really small.
There's no shower curtain, you have to warm up the water first so you can get 20 min of hot water, the shower head looks like a female masturbation device.
I turn the fucker on and give it a go. I decide I'm not going to stand in the really small two level tub to wet my hair and attempt to wash it. The water gets boiling hot so I start messing with the knobs to settle it down. My fro is dripping a little because it really needs a lot of water to get wet. I give it another go and after a few seconds it starts to get hot again. So I move it way from me and it's getting hotter but now there a spot in the shower head/dildo that leaks water and that's burning my finger. I suppose that better than burning other parts.
This goes on for the better part of five minutes. I decide there is really no way to wash my hair, so I hop in and wash my body. The nonsense with the hot continues but I manage to lather up at least some part of my body, the bar of soap coming to a complete halt at other parts because they are not wet. I cut my losses so I can get the fuck out and avoid a catastrophe and luckily, I do.
Jess and Chris come back with some breakfast for us, frothy coffee, egg mcduffin complete with sparrow egg and some other kind of bacon. We decide that the attempt of coffee, espresso witha lot of extra milk is a valiant attempt but doesn't quite cut it. The egg was slightly questionable hence Glenn deciding that it was a sparrow egg. The napkin was attached to mine which though I removed as much as I could, I thought was brilliant so it wipes on its way out. The laughter continues for quite a while. Glenn decides that we're in the lap of luxury, i tell him that I'm not even sure we're in the taint. The laugher prompts me to look up and notice the fancy moulding. It also prompts me to notice the moulding helps to highlight the bow in the wall. We continue and I decide that the bonus of the bathroom is that you can shit and rinse your mouth out in the bidet at the same time.
After the breakfast comedy show, we head out to get our train to the far end of Cinque Terre. We get to the stazione and see Ugo and exchange caios and go to get our tickets. (For the record, every Italian place has uncomfortable chairs, they must not wants guests to stay for long.)
Apparently the trains stop running for like an hour during like I dunno, rush hour and so we can't get the train we need until like 10. So Jess decides that we will walk to the next village Manarolla, and then take the train to Monterossa from there. The trail is nice and easy and very pretty.
We exchange a number of pleasantries and make it with relative ease to the next town. We walk around for a bit and of course Jess finds someplace that makes pizza with chickpea flour so now we know where we are going for dinner. We get on the train and head to Monterossa.
We hiked from Monterossa to Vernazza, the four of us. There was a lot of up and down and it took us approximately two and a half hours. We had lunch in Vernazza and Jess and Chris decided that they were done. So I was prepared to go on my own and was surprised when Glenn said he would go. So we took off for the longest stretch, but not as strenuous as the last. The goal was to meet the girls at Corniglia at 3:30 at the station. We made it there by 3:35 and made our way to the station - down like 500 fucking stairs - at which point I decided there was no fucking way we were going back up there. We met up with them at the station and headed back to Riomaggiore. I took a nap and they went down to Skype with Emme. Originally they said they were going to do laundry while the two of us showered. I said, yeah that would make sense, because in that shower the two of us would need to fucking hose each other off with the dildo. Glenn got a little worried. Then they said we should take pictures. Which I thought was funny and proceeded to bust Glenn's balls for the remainder of the night. We headed back to Manarolla for the chickpea pizza shit and then back here to come to the bar and upload and blog. So here's a pics of the hike to tide you over. Tomorrow we head to Pisa and the to Florence.
- Posted using BlogPress from my iPad
0 comments:
Post a Comment